Since you're going to argue semantics:

I wish I could put more emphasis on the "move your car out of the way" part. Countless fender benders in the middle of the highway here where the people just stop, get out and stare forever, completely oblivious to the 5 mile backup they caused.

As it is happening turn on your hazards as quickly as you can to signal a problem to drivers behind you. If it is bad/looks like there may be injuries and the cars are in lanes, stop behind the wreck in the same lane so your vehicle (with flashers on) can act as some protection for those involved that are still in…

When in doubt, bail out.

we need something to commute, haul groceries, and take approx. 100 mile trips in with good cargo space.

"Stole" no moreso than our bloated military-industrial nightmare, Israel and other dependents, the entire financial and property development/real estate spheres, etc.

I see one a few times a week dropping my wife off at work, and I want to flag them down and ask them about it...

Truthfully, I don't know how he got past her. When I was over in St. Petersburg not too long ago, I watched one of the attendants (who looks just like this one) nearly body slam a guy who leaped over the barriers. The guy was twice her size.

I want to also say that despite what some people may be saying the events in Boston are NOT a display of the effect that a terrorist can have on a city. This is a display of what the people of a city can do when the people of a city band together to bring down the COWARDS that try to disrupt and destroy the lives of…

Zee Sport Pack and Zee Manual Transmission. I can't see those letters standing for anything else.

And since were a Japanese company, when a woman and a tentacle love each other...

I like the interactive nature of Jalopnik's new system, its not every blog where abuse by the authors is dolled out so willingly!

Man, you don't miss a trick, do you?

I came here for my obligatory wagon post, but was beaten to the punch. So Mr. Patrick-Harris if you must buy a minivan, make it an R63 AMG

This puts a damper on things. Scary.

We are here to freedom the shit out of you.

The guy has had his serving of humble pie. He's eaten it with grace. Provided he's not given back pay for his time off, I think this situation will temper his actions from this point forward. One more of these 'incidents', and Target won't hire him as a secret shopper.

Bitch, this is Jalopnik. We love SAABs. GTFAC.

Clone!