Honestly, I’d rather just burn a stack of $20 bills. It’ll be quicker, involve less disgusting people, and ultimately cheaper on my bank account. But that’s more just my bitterness of having lived in and around Orlando for more than 15 years and having to deal with a constant stream of tourists that somehow think…

No kids, huh? Me neither, as far as I know.

Jupiter? Weird, I always pictured Fancy Kristen being more about parties on Titan, where the abundant ethane allows for a steady flow of sweet, sweet ethanol to keep the party (and vehicles) going forever!

Don’t let Uwe Boll know. You’ll crush his spirit!

To be fair, I missed the Pokemon revolution in gaming. When the first game and the cards gained popularity, I was already in my teen years and felt it was aimed at a younger crowd. I played one of the games a few years ago to see what it was all about, but never finished it that I can recall.

If you watch his Youtube video closely, you can see the exact moment his body is trying to reject its brain. Or maybe he just saw an interracial feminist critter run across his desk..

Devs has so far done exactly what every studio should do regarding trailers and teasers. Entice the viewer without giving everything away. Too many trailers show chunks of the best scenes in the movie/show, or at least make key plot points beyond obvious.

I love how seemingly no one gets the joke so far. Well done.

What kind of battery life are you getting out of a single charge?

Not looking at new ones, but I am very much looking for a specific used Jag. Namely, a 2017 or 2018 XE R-Sport in British racing green with black leather interior.

And so continues two hallowed American traditions.

Nope. My dog doesn’t wear clothes. Because she’s a dog.

Some of the best comic writing I can recall seeing out of Marvel in a long time.

Alright, so no more touching my face, got it.

Proving that the uncanny valley exists for toys as well as 3D visuals, perhaps the most unsettling part of Sideshow’s 16.5" tall figure is the head fuzz, which I don’t think I ever noticed on the show but will now never unsee.

That’s a silly assumption to make. Plenty of people (imagine this, millions right in this very country!) live in cities. A lot of these people have condos in high rise buildings, and use a shared parking garage.

I suppose you could speculate future values that way. Still doesn’t change the fact that they want the BMW at $350/month. They won’t be able to get much (if any) money in their favor by selling or trading the Kia. So unless they have a large down payment in savings, they aren’t getting the BMW without financing it out…

Sure, I’ll see what I can do!

Just to point out, Spirit Airlines is now charging their customers $10 to print boarding passes at their ticket counters. Mostly because, why not? They charge you for everything else (including carry-ons). But you can still print at home for free. Allegiant and Ryanair also charge for this “service”.

You’ve got a gift, my friend.