Mine was brought back from a returning service person at one point, so I don’t know how that played into it. But either way, the Florida DMV couldn’t have cared less.

I will contribute, but only if Mephiskapheles gets a proper interview. Satanic ska will return and be mightier than ever.

If you can’t make it through a theater showing of an animated children’s film without becoming aroused, you quite plainly should never be in a theater showing of an animated children’s film.

A backup camera and automatic braking are what pass for “needed to live” these days? That’s mildly humorous. A lack of power windows would be a way bigger deal breaker for me than a backup camera. Hell, I’ve made it almost 20 years behind the wheel without one and have yet to kill anyone or back into anything.

Clearly, it should become an Up, Up, and Buffet.

Not sure, but it will be far too long after the opportunity to do something meaningful about it has passed.

Absolutely. With how secretive they are being about a facility exclusively filled with children that predominantly don’t speak the language or have access to assistance of any kind, who knows what kind of awful things could be happening with zero repercussions for those in charge.

As horrifically sad as it is to say, at this point I’m just waiting to read about how many children were forced into these facilities only to somehow die and be disposed of in secret.

I can sum up your entire post in one sentence: “Some things are prohibitively expensive here, so everyone else should just accept it and get ripped off too.”

Publix remains pretty much the only thing I miss about living in Florida. I could live off their subs and iced tea for the rest of my life.

What’s your alternative? I’m also diabetic. I don’t chug down sodas, load up on carbs, or generally neglect my body. I exercise throughout the week, monitor my food/drink intake, and take my medicine religiously (my BMI is 24.4, which places me at the high end of “normal”). However, my sugar still consistently runs…

It was a 1989, if memory serves. And this was over 10 years ago.

Yeah, it’s a shame that the Venn diagram of “People with a bunch of guns” and “People that think brown folks aren’t deserving of being treated like humans” essentially just makes one circle.

No kidding. I registered a grey-market Peugeot when I lived there years ago, and the DMV asked me if the VIN on the car matched my paperwork. I told them I hadn’t actually checked yet, and the honest-to-god reply I got was, “Eh, I’m sure it’s fine. You’re all set.”

Note that you’re imposing your own biases upon the motives of the left lane driver. You assume that he or she is “smug,” that he or she believes that “nobody else matters.”

Clearly, all movie critics other than those four are “Suppressive Persons”.

Agreed. The term “supported by science” is undoubtedly very vague on purpose. I’m sure if there is one study thirty years ago with only a tangential relation, they’ll count it as “support” for their product.

Bubble cars sure are...interesting.

Best guess? Similar to the sound you would hear a garbage bag full of soup and sausage make when it hit the sidewalk after being tossed off the Empire State Building.

I wonder which one of those dogs she fed Mike’s balls to...