SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark

Damn, you beat me to it.

Also, how was he planning to get that out of the bed? Hand truck?

I’m still bumming hard about flying out of town on the morning of the show. Life is pain.

What’s the best way to get off a conference call when you have to take a dump? Particularly when it’s about to end but then some asshole says something that’ll surely keep it going for another 15 minutes.

That all sounds neat. But I’m a little let down that the aforementioned goodies don’t include a glove box full of Reese’s Pieces and a center console jam-packed with various forms of meat jerky.

Runs and drives? Even the Audi itself is surprised by that statement.

I keep telling people, hurricanes are no joke. You should always keep a beer fridge on premises and fully stocked at all times. Not for if disaster strikes, but when disaster strikes.

The first that comes to mind is Great White from Lost Coast Brewing. Additionally, you’ve got Fat Tire White from New Belgium (this one may be out of production), Sierra Nevada’s Ovila White, White Rascal from Avery Brewing, Wahoo White from Ballast Point, Orange Avenue Wit from Coronado Brewing, and the White Ale

I got locked out of my buddy’s place the night before a track day. Slept in the S2000 with a towel for a blanket in 30 degree weather. I have no problem in stating the obvious, I’ve slept better.

3rd gen F-Body. Any of them. They’ve all mutually tied for first place in volume.

The key for me was to not slide the seat all the way back. Keep it two notches from the back and reclined a little more. It was a fairly comfortable seating position given the dimensions of the car. Easily could have daily driven it if needed.

To be fair, you can be 6'3" and own an S2000. You can’t drive with a helmet on and the top up, but it felt comfortable enough during normal daily conditions.

Well, I suppose you’re right. I said the same thing about the Honda Ruckus, until I bought one.

My city has two rivers running through it.

There’s a few reasons they exist, at least in my mind.

Depends on what you’re after. Fallout and Fallout 2 are turn-based RPG’s. They have some clever writing and plot twists, but the games themselves look incredibly dated (in part due to the isometric 3/4 view).

A lightly used Abarth for less than $20,000? Oh great, now I’m considering one.

My favorite part of this whole thing? This line from TJ Miller back in 2012 tweeting about Dane Cook bombing on stage:

There are two things I’ve used these for when cooking, both requiring the Cheetos to be crushed up ahead of time.

Hang on now, you mean to tell me that the president of our nation is nothing more than a petulant child in the midst of a life-long temper tantrum?