Off-topic, but the name Sinemia sounds like it could also be “MoviePass for adult theaters.”

For parents (or anyone) with worn-out knees, I’d recommend getting a longboard with drop-through trucks. Because the trucks bolt on to the top of the deck, the board itself will sit lower. You might not notice the difference right away, but you’ll be bending that knee to a smaller angle, which definitely makes a…

Sucks about the pay cut.

There’s a street about 20 minutes away from me that I can’t help but laugh at every time I drive by...

Maybe he was just making small talk.

Well, sure you’re free to feel how you want to feel about them. There are a lot of misconceptions surrounding that whole class of dogs though.

No you didn’t. Pit bull is a generic name for a type of dog, not a breed of dog.

I think the big key here will be if they determine how many of them were in frequent and recent use. If 14 of them are just old phones without SIM cards that were tossed and forgotten in an old filing cabinet, it would make a little more sense.

The cage absolutely was the problem. The whole thing crumbled on impact, including the portion that was holding the harness bar in place. Without the harness bar, there was nothing keeping him inside the vehicle, even if he was fully buckled-up.

• First of all, what is your favorite grocery store? Publix, and it isn’t even close. I could sustain myself for the rest of my life on Publix subs, and be a happy man.

Spicy chili I could see. After all, chocolate-dipped jalapenos are surprisingly delicious. But cheese? Ew, no thanks.

One of my friends told me (jokingly, I would find out later) that Stop signs without a white border around the edge are optional.

Some of that craftsmanship looks all kinds of janky. The welds obviously came apart. And I don’t know what kind of metal tubing he used, but I suspect it was not the appropriate kind to build a cage out of.

This one stands out for me. Not sure there’s a ton of crossover between NASCAR fans and Kardashian fans...

Ginger beer isn’t a basic ingredient, but a whiskey sour is considered a basic cocktail? I mean, sure, I guess if you consider a whiskey sour to be mixing whiskey and sour mix....

Coldest I’ve ever been in? Probably about -20.

Rumor has it, they have a lead on a suspect in the hacking...

The optimist in me is fine with this, as long as the extra money goes towards paying their employees a better salary or giving them better benefits.