True story.

To be fair, at the time there was some consideration of looking to the future with my now-ex. Unfortunately, neither the girlfriend nor the Land Rover worked out.

I traded my S2000 in for a Land Rover.

I wish you were there to tell me that back when I sold mine.

I was actually able to find him just now by looking again at the moon, in the Picard crater, like someone else suggested. I’m guessing it depends on whether you are on the mobile app, or the desktop browser (I’m on my desktop).

I had that same thought, but I can’t get him to show up anywhere around KSC.

So, apparently there’s a “hidden level” once you complete the five levels on Maps. From the game:

Given that the car has averaged about 236 miles per year, I don’t think any of the three previous owners were behind the wheel nearly enough to care whether it was auto or manual.

I’m guessing that was the result of a tornado, or some other natural disaster. I’ve seen some bad driving in Walmart parking lots though, so who knows?

Effectively, yes.

I’m sure I was too. But somehow I’ve managed to hold a full-time job and catch the odd joke here or there without being a jerk about it.

No automotive tattoos (yet), the closest I have is sorta mechanical I suppose. Although, to be fair, his chosen means of conveyance was a robot dog. 

Easy there, killer. This is a long-running joke, and you fell hard for it.

Sweet merciful crap on a cracker. That sounds gnarly in the best way possible.

Tesla started sending out information about extrication and firefighting in regards to their vehicles to fire departments around the country back when the Model S was first introduced.

Most certainly.

Somewhat off-topic, but ducks are absolutely awesome. Not for any particular reason, just in general.

As someone who stopped playing the sport after tee-ball (and didn’t resume until I started playing rec league softball about 25 years later), it never dawned on me exactly that there are proper techniques to sliding, and incredibly improper techniques...

Unfortunately, “natural” does not always equate to “good for you.”