$18,000 and they couldn’t even bother to tuck away the exposed wires under the dash?

Even 5-10 years ago, they were tough to come by with a clean title and no rot. There was a time that I was seriously looking at both these and the Corolla FX16, but the combination of price and scarcity drove me away.

“Astronaut” “ice” “cream” perhaps?

I won’t be there. I am not cool. These are the sad facts.

I saw “steak” in the article title, and got here as quickly as I could.

Sure, but I’m not George Clooney, at least as far as I know. So I think I’m alright clowning on it from my point of view.

I bought one of these for my partner. At $10, it achieves a similar function.

Well sure, I could see some justification for a wine bar that sells by the glass. But $1,000 for something to have around the house seems wholly unnecessary.

A bottle of wine is 4 glasses (or 2 each for a couple). If 2 glasses of wine gets you and your date “fucking shitfaced” during dinner, I’m not sure what to tell you.

It’s not really much of an online tool. If you click just any one box, it tells you that you that you might have a problem, and then gives you the same information.

Wait, people open bottles of wine without intending to finish them immediately? That seems weird.

I think it’s pretty swell.

No joke, I’d go live in Winnipeg. It seems pretty pleasant for the most part. I happen to be totally fine with cold and dark, so that might have something to do with it.

But no, sicko, they will definitely not freeze dry that.

I guess it would largely depend on their ability to process dairy.

That seems....unhealthy. And honestly, at least a little unpleasant.

That isn’t a terrible prospect, but it does leave me with some questions.

And you should be very proud.