SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark

Aww, I feel so honored!

How does the transmission on the new Si compare to the one in the Fiesta ST? I was surprised when I drove the Ford by how good the 6MT felt.

Unless the writer changed the title after originally publishing it, the wording is: “Why a Small City in Pennsylvania Just Shattered a Snowfall Record”

Jellyfish are among my favorite creatures. I can sit and watch them for hours and be at total peace with my world. In fact, I enjoy watching them so much, I got pet Moon Jellyfish for my home. After a rough day in the office, I’ll go home, open a beer, and watch my little jellies do their jelly stuff (as a bonus, they

It’s one of those things that as you start to learn more about the various styles, you start to figure out pretty quickly what you’ll probably like or dislike.

Last Friday, I was at a local brewery’s tap room. Just wrapped up work for the day and wanted to unwind with their new imperial gose. As I was sitting at the bar and shuffling through my day’s paperwork, I overheard a rather humorous conversation.

I haven’t even seen Stroh’s in many years, although I do still see Old Milwaukee being sold.

One can only hope. I don’t think his parrot will, however.

Should be just in time to compete with the direct-to-video sequel to Deep Blue Sea, which is apparently really happening now also.

My local auto museum has a slightly older (‘59) Caddy coupe on display. It blows my mind how damn long these cars are. Parallel parking would be a hell of a time, especially without the convertible.

I can’t help but notice that they all appear to have lost their Truck Nutz...

Granted, I’m not a “Jeep person” by any stretch of the term, but I’d probably be all over this one at $5,900...

Honestly, I’d prefer it without the dually option. It’s also priced a little high for my taste. I’ll pass.

10. The helicopter. Nothing screams fuel efficiency like a helicopter. Nothing screams air traffic jam like this concept actually getting traction.

Oh yeah, I can definitely understand how it can be annoying if you have to sit at a green light forever, waiting for the car up front. But I mean, if the car directly in front isn’t already physically moving forward the second it goes green, she would lay on the horn. I can deal with a couple of seconds without even a

Whoa, good one! I must have touched a nerve. Need a hug? Maybe a quick cuddle?

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night...

I once dated a woman that had a terrible problem with impatience. She was the type that would be honking at the car ahead of her if they weren’t on the gas the very second the stoplight turned green, or would make a rude comment in line at the grocery store if she had to reach across to get one of those little divider

10/10, would gently caress with a creepy smile on my face.

Didn’t get the transistor tubes for Christmas that you were hoping for? It’s okay, there’s always next year.