No worries, we’ve all been there.

The maths are unassailable.

Until you get them IN your mobile hotel room. Then they just follow you, like the world’s worst 50,000 pets.

I don’t remember all the details of how it worked, but I do recall there being some sort of sensor array that if both seat belts were unfastened and the occupants left the cabin, it would automatically rise to the surface.

Good point, I like to sprawl and flail at night. Can’t get much roomier than a Roadmaster.

I believe the article is referring to the old school style as well as the “brushless” which can otherwise be known as “Soft Touch” car washes. Brushless just means that they aren’t using synthetic bristles to wipe away dirt, but rather some sort of cloth or sponge-like material on large drums or spindles.

The sQuba was pretty awesome too. But I just can’t look at it without thinking, “...screen door on a submarine.”

I still think the Splash is their finest work.

And a little of this too...

I get the joke, and find it pretty hilarious. And then I came across this line...

It entered Low Earth Orbit. Cosmonaut Anton Shkaplerov was performing an EVA to inspect suspected damage on the PMA-3 docking port. By a miracle of physics and a matter of pure luck, the bat tagged him right in the junk.

For real, I don’t want to get the hose again.

What’s more amazing to me is that it’s been 20 years since the Bucs got rid of their orange creamsicle uniforms.

Finally, a NPOCP offering that tells the world, “You have beautiful skin. I’d like to wear it.”

I’m willing to bet money that Trump actually has no idea that “gold leaf” is simply gold that’s been hammered down into sheets, rather than gold specifically formed to look like literal tree leaves.

Fun fact: UNC has more than 50% as many student-athletes (867) as Wofford has total students (1,683).

That lede photo...It looks like he just pooped a little bit.

Really, they aren’t that bad. I’m not sure what you expected them to look like. Compared to current VR headsets, these look pretty much exactly in line with how I imagine the progression of the technology to appear as it becomes more consumer-friendly. The tech simply isn’t there yet to pack everything into something…

It goes way deeper than that, my friend.

C’mon now, do you really think Fox News would have an option for Spanish?