“I honestly do think we’re going to see the beginning of a decoupling from such heavy reliance upon China for so much of what we consume”

The problem is that China is a nation of over 1 billion potential producers and consumers. No large corporation is going to ignore that.

According to Oliver there is a right-wing conspiracy going around that drinking breast milk cures COVOID-19 and while it’s not true the sort of people who believe it in the first place are not going to listen to scientists so I guess what I’m saying is...I have a friend who is a new mother and she would love to get…

I’m dyin over here! LMFAO! Get this person a job at the Onion™!

He is colored white, but he’s actually a subset of the human species that actually evolved into being giant thumbs

Looks like he got recalled to the Corporate Office.

just to be clear, they apparently did this of their own choosing, so whiny right-wingers needn’t turn into pissbabies over “political correctness.” They’re a private entity doing something to broaden their appeal and (hopefully) increase their sales, which is something “free market” types should be all for.

Different ovens transfer heat to the rack and baking vessels differently. Plus some ovens tend to be a bit more “smokey” than others with random hot spots.

Nope. In a conventional oven, you won’t get smoke unless the grease comes in contact with a hot surface, like the bottom of the oven. The baking sheet never gets up to 425 in a conventional oven. 

The mid-2000s was a weird era for build-based TV. There was also Monster Garage, where they turned normal cars into lawnmowers and golf ball collectors, and Monster House, where they remodeled houses on themes that ended up more like movie sets. Everybody had great fun remodeling a child’s bedroom into something…

You need look no further than the First Family to see that the Patrick Bateman aesthetic is still alive and well, skin cream, hair gel and all. 

Wells said the officer “was mistaken when it came to the store’s policy prohibiting masks” and it was “the one error” made in the incident.

Lesson learned: we must be Better than Ezra

1. It’s a typo. Nobody gives a shit.

Pretty sure he’s allowed to take that approach with an admitted sex offender. Find someone who isn’t a disgrace to like, there’s plenty of non-problematic comedians out there. 

In Louis CK’s defense, he decided that compared to Coronvirus he doesn’t look so bad.

I yearn to see all four of these assholes lined up in court like four of these:

I loved both fairly equally (I’m literally laughing as I think about the Peter and Chernobyl episodes).

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