They might shoot you because they suddenly feel threatened.

“Just to give you some history, we have actually experienced people report their illegal drugs being stolen, being ripped off in a drug deal, being sold a look-a-like illegal substance, etc. We have even experienced drunk drivers coming to pick up arrested drunk drivers as their “sober responsible party”. So this…

Why was Confederate symbolism even allowed in the first place? What other military allows you to sport the symbols of an enemy they fought their deadliest war with? This would be like if today’s German military sported 3rd Reich paraphernalia.

As opposed to grapes from Tiffany’s, I guess? Or Supreme grapes, which go for $200 each on StockX?

If you’ve ever googled an ex’s new partner

As an old white dude these two words should come with the new white person’s handbook, on the front cover.

But, bodega grapes. That makes her relatable, right?

It really does show how small a world this is, doesn’t it? I mean, who among us can’t relate to being a regular ol’ ivy league graduate and editor for the most famous newspaper in the world, with a dating history full of banal chumps like the CEO of major tech organization? And then to find out your multi-millionaire…

First off, neither Jada nor her mama are trained journalists, therapists or counselors, okay?! She and her hubby bought her a platform to raise her Hollywood Q-score and profile and everyone just bought into it cuz their status gave her access to celebs. She is not legit!!

People will say that Clerk is good, but the real gem will be Clerk: The Animated Series.

The burden of proof is generally on the person making the claim. I didn’t claim that it would be typical for them to have conducted smelling lessons.

*ain’t found shit

One could even say you combed the Bible and didn’t find shit.

Ha ha, no, The Satanic Temple, you don’t get it. They want you to get miscarriages, not abortions. One is a thing that happens to you i.e. act of God that you deserve because you’re bad, the other is a thing that you choose for yourself.

Was the joke lame? Yes
Was the joke racist, homophobic/transphobic, anti-Semitic or etc? Nope 
Is it worth getting fired over? Nope

It was a Piston’s game. No one was watching. 

I teach in college, and believe me where students sit is absolutely nowhere on my radar screen. I’ve got bigger things to worry about (like whether my students are learning and whether my teaching is effective). The only time I’ve ever regulated students’ seating is when I had a small class assigned to a cavernous…

“Students in Borna’s class have assigned seats. Benson’s was on the second row. He said he arrived two minutes before class started to find another student sitting in his seat. The professor told Benson to take a seat in the back. It was near an electrical socket, so Benson plugged in his laptop. Later, after another…

In my day, the rejoinder was undisputable: “You smelling your own upper lip.”