2 cops going to the dudes house for a “minor fender-bender”?

I was going to say the same thing about the photo.

What the fuck was even the point of this lie?

Holy crap.

If I were his partner I’d demand reassignment. This guy’s a sociopath.

I came to be entertained, but the more I read, the more my hate grew for every single person involved, lmao.

This isn’t an article about bad customers or service. It’s an article about excess.

What makes this even worse is that these are the kids of people who are “winners” in society while the rest of us work for peanuts. 

I will gladly contribute $10 to your Kickstarter. 

As I commented elsewhere, it’s a shame that both sides in this matter can’t lose.

Would it be all right if I made this into a TV movie?

This story has no good guy.

I remember the first time I heard that FX were doing a Fargo series and I went into it without expecting much. It’s now probably one of my favourite tv shows and I think that Season 2 is probably one of the finest seasons of television ever produced.

Cops, too stupid to know what weed is, too stupid to ask an expert.

Thanks for posting this article.

Wait! Do you hear that? Toum turkey!

I normally just call it toum, but because in this version the garlic is simmered until golden rather than being left raw, it got a modifier to separate it from regular toum recipes. 

YES! You should also make toum and smear it under the skin of the chicken before roasting. 

This must have been just before the bar breakdown. David and Brandon dropped off the truck and I could tell they were both running on fumes. David actually offered to let me take the Grail for a spin but I declined for two reasons.

Brandon sounds like a true friend. Broken cars are easier to fix than broken friendships, so go easy on him next time! Great story as usual.

Never forget.

Thanks. I miss Deadspin like whoa. You know. I never even got totally ungreyed (and then my burner somehow got logged off, LOL) but it was always such a pleasure. They made me care - well, at least a little - about SPORTSBALL! I already cared about dogs and bears and food and goofy azz shit so it wasn’t much of a…