Ads front and center on this system too? A user interface that is as bad as the Xbox One? Paying for multiplayer?

To all the people in this thread who have given this guy false hope by saying make friends with women first and then try to turn it into a relationship, that is the WORST possible advice you can give a single guy. If he gets in the friendzone, he isn't ever going to leave. He should be upfront about his intention from…

I just wanted to say that you sir know what is going on. I agree with you 100%. Some guys just will never have it. I'm also in my 30s and I wish I would have known this in high school because it would have saved me years of pain and suffering at the hands of pining over amazing women I could never have because they…

33 year old single guy, I have no intention of ever procreating. Not cut out for parenthood, nor am I interested in my own bundle of joy.

No kidding. This is one of my most anticipated movies for next year, and certainly one of the most anticipated Disney movies ever.

Makes me think of Michael Andrews & Gary Jules version of Tears for Fears 'Mad World'.

Let people say what they want. You look stunning in those pictures.

I beg to differ. They are not worse. They are more functional and easier to use, and the ads aren't front and center for the older dashboard designs like they are on the newer ones. I know I am not the only one that feels this way.

Yeah I miss the original 360 and original Next Xbox Experience layouts for the 360, both excellent layouts and functionally sound.

Jane Lane, yes, quite a catch. I preferred Daria more though. Cynical girls are right up my alley.

Weed habit aside, what's the Jezebel consensus on Gaga's new album ARTPOP? I really like it, alot more so than Born This Way. I think Applause is one of the best songs that she has done despite the fact radio has done it to death.

Rock the fuck on! \m/ Thanks for replying!

Really? You thought the place that crapped out Kid Rock would be less hick-ish? For shame.

Figures an article like this, which is right up my alley gets posted and I miss the boat.

*cue the scene from Jesus Camp where the counselor blesses the computer equipment and specifically the PowerPoint presentation from Satan*

You're probably better off. Doesn't really make a difference that this actually occurred in a neighboring city, SE Michigan is just a vortex of suck. You have to go to Ann Arbor to get away from the crazy. Not even the Detroit suburbs are safe. I should know. I live there.

Still waiting for a deal on a year of XBL Gold for less than $12, pref. free. Or a 3DS for less than $50.

I also can too. I can't afford XBL so I am stuck playing story mode. Other than heist #2, its a pretty enjoyable game.

Don't care if there's a sequel to Bloodlines, Redemption, et all. I just want another Vampire game period. One of my favorite table top games ever and sorely under used as far as licensing.

Full of win entire thread, this is.