I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

and that baby’s name was America.

This story of the baby not buckled who suvives the car crash is the most 2016 thing of 2016.

Jill. Freakin. Stein.

In other new, Michigan election officials are preparing to receive Jill Stein’s cash money, too:

Apologies in advance for the lengthy comment. I have an ethical and moral dilemma, and I could really use some advice, also (and maybe especially) from any attorneys or election experts who might dive into this comments section tonight:

Glad the Dems aren’t wasting money on this. Should be pouring all the liberal money into winning Louisiana

Oh, and y’all concern trolls can take your cries of “hypocrisy” and see if they protect you when Trump’s brownshirts have you up against the wall. Like, really, save it. People out here trying every legal way to prevent fascism and you’re tone policing and concern trolling about “optics.”

Its the long shot, but the civil war thing crossed my mind also — but then I reviewed all the folks he’s planning to surround himself with, said f- it, and handed over $25.

The third party candidates had the same statistics the rest of us did, hell even Gary Johnson’s VP was stumping for Hillary towards the end. With HRC in office, we’d still have almost half the nation completely disaffected and angry, but we wouldn’t also be staring down the barrel of a worldwide economic collapse.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

My gut says maybe she didn’t ACTUALLY expect Trump to win, and now that he has she is having a crisis of conscience. ?

This seems...not new?

Well if anything, at least we can agree she’s gorgeous.

Wow you are the only person who mentioned why women ghost. Every single time I tried to directly and kindly end a relationship, even a short one, with a guy he would call me a bitch/cunt/whore or immediately try to talk me out of it. Long term boyfriends get the talk, anything under about 10ish dates I am ghosting…

She’s actually half white, half Malaysian. Also, some casual googling found her discussing intersectional feminism, abortion rights, and the need for ethnic diversity in fashion. She’s only 19 and she’s using her fame as a platform to discuss really important issues. I sort of love her.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

The temptation to ghost is strongest when you know that the “we’re just not a good fit” message and every subsequent answer will be met with “but why?!” as a way to keep you engaged. At some point you have to just cut it off.

“He has over 25 million followers on Facebook and Twitter and it’s a great way for him to take his message directly to people, cut through the noise or the silence, whatever the case may be,” Conway replied. “Sometimes he’s just trying to cut through the nonsense of people telling Americans what’s important to them,…