The sign on the door won’t stop a pervert. Just ask Donald Trump.

Na, the truly critical things are kept in your pockets. Keys, wallet/passport and phone. Everything else you can replace. Everything in your PC should be backed up. The rest of it is not worth risking your life or (more importantly) everyone else to grab and carry a bag as you’re trying to exit a plane that’s on fire.

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

When I was growing up we had a seldom-used old freezer in the basement. My dad was down in the basement one day and noticed the hint of an odd smell. After investigating he opened the freezer. The turkey that had been rotting in there for who knows how long caused him to immediately vomit. Even though he closed the…

She was music video star in late 20th century who appeared in a bunch of bad movies.

I don’t think that I’ve ever seen so many bitter old man buzz words in one post: triggered, cultural appropriation, the real racist, participation trophies, virtue-signaling, millennial.

dude that is happy

TL;DR: “Why won’t you people just let me be an asshole without calling me on it?”

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

this is a practical solution to a real problem. stop hating

I used to occasionally spill small amounts of liquid while sipping on a delicious drink. To stem the tide of rude “Hole in your lip?” comments, I now fly a small plane over the city where I plan to drink, seed the air with silver iodide, wait for rain clouds to form, then buy a drink and sit outside. Everything is…

Did someone dare you to write this?

Way too complicated.

My simple trick is licking the table.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

We are always less than 2 hours away from a sub 2 hour marathon.

Bekele wasn’t in the Rio Olympics, and Nike products are not made in Brazil.