You realize we retaliated by burning Washington DC to the ground right? And also won the war.

You obviously don’t know Canadians.

Wrong goose

When was the last time you heard of someone in Canada being bankrupted because of uninsured medical costs?

Or not. I have yet to meet one person IRL that has had anything bad to say about it.

Then you should have gained independence early enough to claim it. It’s still not too late to call yourselves the “Republic of America.” Much like the other Republic of, nobody will care and keep calling you “Canada,” but you could.

I live in Michigan... if Trump wins I beg we get annexed first! I will gladly welcome our new Canuck Overlords!

What do you call The United States of Mexico? What do you call The Dominion of Canada?

The problem is that those places don’t have the right religion for them, mainly no white Jesus.

If they want to defect to somewhere without marriage equality and legal abortions, and where they can sure as hell keep religion in their classrooms and politics, they do have a good selection in the Middle East.

I get it now.

Pet peeve of mine. America is the pretty universally known and accepted nickname for the United States of America, not for any other country in North America therefore it is perfectly acceptable to simply use America when referring to it, as no one thinks that the rest of North America is being forgotten or insulted…

According to their Constitution, the PM of Canada is technically classified as one of The Queen’s corgis.

That’s not invading, that is defecting! It is funny though, when liberals want to defect, they have nations they can go to that are good. When conservatives wanted to defect over universal health care they learned that unless they wanted to go to a developing nation, there was no place that didn’t already provide care…

This is not how anyone in the Americas talks. This is not proper American English or Canadian English. America doesn’t refer to the entirety of the Americas, which is what they’re actually called.

Speak AMERICAN you damn commie

As a maple-sucker myself, this is really pathetic and condescending. Also, untrue!

“We thought we’d just send you a little love note. We like you guys.”

“We’re just up here in Canada talking about how great you guys are down there.”