My favorite for a 90s kid:

Yup. I seen that on the news, this morning.

The Lancer Evo is being killed off because nobody's buying them :(

I <3 u guys but goddamn...

Being from Plaquemines Parish, I can totally second this. I would also say the piece of shit Belle Chasse bridge / tunnel is pretty bad. I can't tell you the number of times, that I've actually had to back down the Belle Chasse bridge because it broke in the up position......during rush hour traffic.

So they wrapped it in the Mitsubishi logo?

The Cobalt SS punched weigh above it's weight during C&Ds Lightning Lap some years ago.

bump this to the SS model and you have a winner.

my suggestion is explicitly non-SS

Cobalt (SS Turbo). I am pretty sure it is the fastest FWD car around Car and Driver's Lightning Lap

SS's had no-lift-shift.

Saw this and it seemed fitting...

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

I buy used because I know the previous owner ate the majority of the car's depreciation, saving me tens of thousands of dollars.

Um...yes please. I'm going to put the flamesuit on and say I would rather have this M3 than the current one. Just something special about winding that NA V8 out.

no kidding. Just imagine how excited people would be if it was being done in a brown diesel manual miata stationwagon.

Subaru driver doing donuts in public = awesome

well deserved. They're making some great cars these days.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.