That's not an invalid point you can just casually dismiss. The reason they're only suspending him for two games is because if they suspend him for more they'd get sued by him, the Players Association and the team because they'd be taking what's perceived as outsized action for something that even the criminal justice…

And this is the 5th "Best" article on Jalopnik right now. What a "dynamic" word...best.

He says businesses that work closely with kids ought to be able to polygraph potential employees (which sounds like a great way for companies like Disney to ask a bunch of irrelevant questions about marijuana use and immigration status, but OK).

Prediction: This is going to get someone killed and someone else put in jail for a long time soon.

Lions also like to piss on EVERYTHING, so enjoy your brand new pee pants.

Would you tell any of the people named above that they didn't work for a living?

So what I get from this is that creative people don't work.

Get over it, work is work, being pregnant at work DOES effect productivity and CAN be bad for business. The stats are there, taking off work constantly for kids ISN'T beneficial for any business. If you don't like the way private companies work, make your own, hire a bunch of pregnant/expectant women and see how that…

When you apply for a mortgage most banks will ask for your paystubs for the last two months. If you haven't worked in two months, maternity leave or not, you're shit out of luck. This isn't discrimination but just policy.

Yes. Let's tell all the bankers to give loans to people taking 2 years off, unpaid. Um, no.

Yeh they also wont give you a mortgage if you are a part of a pending case either. It's a financial risk for the bank.

So wait.. why do people who are not working qualify for a mortgage tho? k.

This seems like it's just how it works no? My bank won't give me a mortgage at this time that doesn't reflect what my household income is, the promise that I'll be making more soon doesn't matter, this is a cold hard financial calculation

I'm all for simplicity and lightness on my cars, but I love me some heated seats. Great in the winter, great on long trips when your back starts to hurt.

Not saying I agree/disagree, but aren't we over-sensationalizing this just a tad? Last time I checked, Plan B was like $50. Most people have at least a $15 Rx co-pay anyway, so we're talking an extra $35. That is a small price to pay for a night of indiscretion.

you can't do anything. Everything is insulting and Jez has the right to shame you about it. Now go back to feeling constant shame over who knows what it is you've done, are doing, or will do. How can you live with yourself?

"Hello, this is OnStar. We see you just spun your Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 into a wall at Road America. Do you require an ambulance or can we just come by and make fun of you?"

Have these people heard of vaporizers?