Not saying I agree/disagree, but aren't we over-sensationalizing this just a tad? Last time I checked, Plan B was like $50. Most people have at least a $15 Rx co-pay anyway, so we're talking an extra $35. That is a small price to pay for a night of indiscretion.

you can't do anything. Everything is insulting and Jez has the right to shame you about it. Now go back to feeling constant shame over who knows what it is you've done, are doing, or will do. How can you live with yourself?

"Hello, this is OnStar. We see you just spun your Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 into a wall at Road America. Do you require an ambulance or can we just come by and make fun of you?"

Have these people heard of vaporizers?

claim the e-spliff is harmless as it contains no tobacco, nicotine or Tetrahydrocannabinol.

But if there's no THC, what's the point? Isn't the point of e-cigs that you get nicotine in vapor form without all the cancer-causing tars and such?

I wonder how many feminists have had rape fantasies involving this #hawtfelon.

It's pronounced "Broom"?! Ah...crap. I've always pronounced it "Bro-Ham".

I don't feel I need to waste additional words on a company that is negligent, goes bankrupt, takes billions in taxpayer dollars through the bankruptcy process and then uses said bankruptcy as a shield against prior negligence.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

And fuck fanboy trolls.

I am a little upset they chopped up a 1M to do this.

So if I went to get my picture taken with a full beard and a full head of hair and then immediately after the picture was taken went home and shaved my head and beard I would be in violation of this policy?

OG Millennial here too and I'm with you. I'm working on training the olds I work with not to bother leaving voicemails anymore because as soon as I see so-and-so called, without listening to the message, I'll call them back. When they ask if I heard their VM, I just say no, I hate voicemail, just tell me what's going…

This. I.e. ALL german cars are now misnomers.

You'll all just have to forgive me for not believing anyone about the weight of the Mustang until Ford releases the official specs.

She was pretty beloved here in NOLA and the town LOVED this send off.

Yeah, why hasn't this happened yet? It totally needs to. 10/10 would do burnouts in.

So Jez can run article after article supporting the ban on paparazzi and reporters covering celebrity children, but it's totally okay for us to write a bunch of asshole things about a 3 year old?

It would be less funny but more informative* if you simply wrote a story that explained exactly what happened. By the time I got done mentally subtracting all the crap you made up, I couldn't be sure what was true anymore. And your snide commentary about the "stalking" charge, coupled with a complete lack of interest…

I thought it was because Twister.

GM: "Sorry your Cobalt can spontaneously kill you through no fault of yourself or any of the drivers around you. We've known this was an issue for years and didn't do anything about it. Here's $500 rebate towards buying some of our excess inventory. We're having trouble getting them off the lot what with this…