I want to take a pillowcase, fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of everything in this picture.

Am I the only one not too excited about a young Han Solo movie? He’s more interesting and mysterious just the way he is. Revealing more about his history will just ruin the mystique.

THIS IS NOT A THING. NO NO NO. I WILL BURN THE WORLD DOWN IF THIS DOUCHE GETS CAST AS HAN FUCKING SOLO WHAT THE FUCK.

All I see is this

I dont use mods mostly because when I do I always end up getting weird ones. Seriously. One time after using certain mods on Skyrim I stopped and asked myself why I was doing this. So I just play console versions now as I cant trust myself with mods. I think when I have that kind of freedom I do weird shit because In…

but did it fix the colour of the blood? or is it still cream soda?

For a second I wondered if I fell into some weird alternate dimension where there was no such thing as satire.

I went to see Star Wars this morning and have been geeking out on it all day long. Who’s with me?

I actually bought it...with a free Amazon credit but still. I listen to it when I work out. And I love this lyric:

I, too, am an Old, and just heard it for the first time here. It is fluffy and fun and catchy as all heck. I love it, and I’m not ashamed!

I agree that the The Weeknd is not that great, and I’m happy to see him included on this list.

What can I say? Life is short and bleak, and beauty one of our greatest comforts. Why the hell not appreciate some hot abs?

Undertale fans are like Stephen Universe fans. I know the thing they are championing is probably really good and something I would enjoy, but they are so obnoxious that I can’t bring myself to checking out the thing they go on and on about.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

I got nuthin’ cause I’m a humbug, but I’m here for the stories.

The TIE Fighters flying in the sunset is such an awesome looking scene. I’m so excited for the new movie, I bought a LEGO Poe X-Wing and First Order TIE Fighter.

It’s a troll, kids, no feeding. He ain’t hungry for what’s on the buffet, anyway. (VAGINA)

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.