SkyCaptainObvious
Sky Captain Obvious
SkyCaptainObvious

Seriously. Who the hell put a used colostomy bag up all the way up in front here.

The front end is just to sedate, and brings back memories of the blue hair Cadillacs that sucked. As the shots work their way around the side, I really, really start to like this car. Dat side view is hot. Just needs a slightly more aggressive grille and it's all good.

Lexus gets the spindle grill. Toyata gets the codpiece grill.

Originally meant a wagon to haul your guns and dogs around in, but now the terms is all over the map. Luxed up two door wagon is what I think when I hear the term, but that's just me.

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Mute the SpaceShip Two video, and play this over it. Muuuuch better.

Seriously, the next step in territory has to be the 700+ hp mark. That's F12 territory. If so, there's going to be a global performance smack down with Corvette slapped across the face of all the other super car makers.

Haha, I'm playing the track Velocity-Silky smooth six posted above and this guy's in time with the track half the time. The music describes his amazement so well.

Those were my thoughts as well. Regarding the P, it looks like these have an electronic parking brake, so perhaps that's what the P is referring to. It is interesting that the paddles do say + / -
At first I thought it was the Rev match feature, but on the Stingray, they say Rev Match, so that's out. The Z06's

"Sleekcraft Aristocrat" Top ten names ever. You need to grab a selfie in a tactleneck and night vision goggles.

It totally would be.

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Same reason you hit up Costco. More for your money.

Throw captions on and then translate to English. Holy shit 0:29 in on the first vid, "This year on true sex of true plastic waste is the same principle debt". I think we need a translation of the day

So true. I feel like walking into a dealership, throw some dirty laundry and a few quarters in the front seat and tell the salesperson, "Awesome idea doing a rolling laundromat".

We're talking Toyota in 2004 levels of blandness here.

I feel like there should be an X Games announcer screaming, "AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! WHATSHISNAME STICKS THE FIRST EVER OVERPASS TO LAKE SHORE TRANSITION!!!"

Eh, it's a chick car. Chicks need cars too.

That was a controlled movie set. Makes it less stupid, and less awesome at the same time.

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Has anyone turned on the Japanese captions and English translations? Total shit show of dialogue in the best possible way.

Now that's cutting out the middle man.