I like this guy's none douche bag approach to owning a prancing horse he had to become a meme.

I'm a fan of Ford (since they got their shit together and started making interesting cars), but I would gladly be the guy out behind the wood shed ready to put Ol' Yeller down. Seriously. Mercy kill that constant barrage of week sauce.

Brilliant!

0.5 series

Feck. Ok, I know the neighbor's kid two doors down plays Lacrosse, so gimme an hour and I'll be back with a few balls. Ermmmm, letting that one go. Autozone opens tomorrow morning, so we're dead in the water till then on the last quart.

6 qts 5w-40, (poured one out for the homies that have fallen in Italy) 2 quarts of 10w-30, scissors and regular gloves ( = fingerless gloves) and a half dead cactus. Close enough? Oh, wait, found a tennis ball. We're good. Sooooo, what does all this do exactly McGuyver?

Hey Jalop, can I get off grey status? Heard it takes a wink and a hand shake or a fiddy. Which one's the preferred method?

Step 1: Pose as columbian coke transporters as cover.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Steal Dakar Vehicles!!!!

If you obviously have the right of way, fucking take it. Are you going? No. Oh, I'll go, wait, now you're going, ok I'll stop, your not going, ok I'll go. WTMFFMFMFMFMFMF you're going now?!?!?!?

Ummm, with the headlights......

Since it's dark as shit for 24 weeks, I want something that throws as much light on me as possible. Thus.....

Absolut Concept

In honor of those open gated homies who have fallen, Imma skip the 40, and pour some 5w40.

Whiissstle Tiipps!!! I can't believe he brought that one back. Oh Lil' Sis n Bub Rub, how I miss thee.

What's hotter? The ass on the Ford GT that's two posts down.

Dat ass n those straps. S&M autopron ftw.

Liaoning: The Chinese version of Dragoning.

Doesn't look like he kicks the bucket in the original vid.

Please let this make the list!

As long as you can get at that undercarriage.....