Hand was swollen? Seriously? What a pansy.

Seriously? Skinny jeans and pontoon ass stability running shoes? Someone please call the fashion branch of the German Police.

That's the PBSC. Passenger Boner Safety Cage.

Not to shabby. Thanks to the editor for actually leaving a solid section of engine note porn. Finally a Euro car promo piece that isn't ruined by late 90s electronic music. To bad it's ruined by poorly matched Dubstep.

Miley Cyrus. Taking a post twerk sit.

Bubble butt. Bubble bubble butt.

Is that a kid saying "Told ya." at the very end?

Watching this, a thought occurred. The line between stupidity and epicness is whether you stick the landing. These gentlemen safely landed in epic territory.

Cuisinart Outlet.

Don't mess with Texas I guess. Took a picture of this while in Dallas last May.

5 stitches in 5 seconds is because it's being filmed in slow mo.

First thing that popped in to my head when I saw the title.