“ it was fine.”

Nah, Jalopnik made fun of Lincoln constantly before their recen design turn. They went after them just as much as Caddy. You’re just in the minority on this. 

If I was buying a new car I would immediately cross lexus off the list solely because of the grills. I imagine there are plenty of others who feel the same. 

This is the ugliest vehicle I’ve seen all day. And I read that CT5 preview.

Yeah, I don’t get it.

Neutral: I’m looking forward to this.

To be fair, it’s pretty hard to contaminate salt.

Considering the writer doesn’t know the difference between a patent and a trademark:

Dual clutch transmissions are for people with two left feet, right?

I feel like this change, and charging a penny for every e-mail sent, would go a long way to fixing the internet.

My kids always ask for a taste of any new hotsauce that’s in the house. I usually give them a little taste. I know they aren’t going to like it, and tell them that it’s going to be spicy before I give it to them, but there’s no real reason I can see to tell them no. I’d rather have them suffer a few seconds of…

It’s not dangerous to feed a young child hot sauce is it (not saying it’s right, just wondering about the “injuries”)? Just this past weekend I dipped my finger in Tiger Sauce and gave it to my 11 month old. My wife initially got upset with me, but it worked out. Though he didn’t really like it. 

This whole college scandal thing sort of baffles me. 1. It’s been going on basically since colleges have existed (not saying it’s right, but why are people surprised?) 2. Why is law enforcement going after them so hard, while banks can defraud their customers, corporations can actually kill people from negligence, and…

Washing a car ranks right up there with doing yard work. Some people find it relaxing. I’m not one of those people. 

Awww, you’re pretty articulate for an 8 year old!

Why the fuck are you putting your onions in the crisper, Magary? WHY ARE YOU REFRIGERATING YOUR ONIONS? 

As Ultron and Wakanda has proven, anything can be done if you just sprinkle some Vibranium on it 

You mention how in BP the Rhinos are smart enough to recognize the human hierarchy, stopping its charge against Okoye. I thought it actually stopped because it was her beloved’s Rhino, with whom she had much interaction and built a bond with. Basically, the Rhino was just fond enough of her to not cause her any harm,…

I thought the FJ Cruiser was discontinued several years ago?

This is a surprise. I admit, I very much thought they were just going to take the Ford Everest and put the wheel on the left side and change the nameplate and call it a day.