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Hmm, sometimes being genuinely interested during a conversation isn't enough. I am always genuinely interested in the guys I talk to, and they are absolutely never interested in dating me. I imagine something similar could happen on the guy-talking-to-girl spectrum as well.

Know who LERVED Beanie Babies? Mia Fucking Farrow.

Or the Holocaust. Don't even compare other genocides to the Holocaust unless you're doing it academically.

Also, we shouldn't use male or female sexual anatomy as insults.

I'm not arguing that it's some huge conspiracy on to cover up male victims intentionally — merely pointing out that the assaults on men don't get mentioned anywhere near as often, which is especially problematic because sexual assault in the military is frequently discussed in terms of "women joining the military

He is much too mild-mannered and unassuming, in spite of it all, not to be Canadian.

I'm with ya. Ryan wishes upon the first star he sees every night that he was a bro. Alas, he is a Catholic, and we all know they aren't true Christians so God denies him that.

I feel like a lot of the times on the Kardashian shows, he plays the role of the audience. Like there was an episode recently where he screamed WHY IS THERE ANAL BEADS IN THE OVEN?

That's enough for me!

Rob gronkowski doesnt make this list? Id say he challenges lochte for top bro spot. Although i do love his boneheaded bro antics

So, a non-apology over a non-issue? Got it.

i'm from wisconsin. i grew up in janesville, where paul ryan is from. he came to our high school when he was running for congress the first time to answer panel questions. he was a condescending asshole to me and the other panelists. also he's an awful congressman. dude needs to be way way down in the reviled because

I don't really care one way or the other about Bros, but goddamnit, there is nothing preppy about Birkenstocks.

Totally fucked up Kutcher's placement. He belongs over by Ryan and Jenner for the self-satisfied douche factor alone.

Oh, good. I'm glad that she's being asked to apologize to a man who called her a "shaft grasper" and warned her not to lean over in a low-cut top.

This is unconscionably fake. It's a collection of many of the most commonly joked-about deal-breakers, assembled in one list. What, was there no fake Mitt Romney yearbook quote to post today?

That's making a presumption though. They may not have really thought out the whole implication for the name. I mean Joy Division weren't Nazi sympathizers despite the name.

Thank you.

But interviewing well is something that private schools, at least in the UK, do incredibly well.