"Ya see, the simple, biblical truth is that there are just some things that Men are naturally better at and some things that Women are naturally better at. That's why we should take grade school children and drill those differences into their impressionable heads. Otherwise, how will they grow up naturally?"

I especially like:

As a woman, feminist, fashionista, bibliophile and horror fan — I think the spread is brilliant and should not have been removed.

It is really, really sad that Michael Hastings is dead at 33 and Geraldo Rivera is. still. going.

My Drunken Monkey Petty Torts is FEARSOME. ;)

My mom called me last night to talk to me about the shoot. Unbeknownst to her, she played a small part in this travesty. She is a member of the Virginia Woolf Society, and a Vice staff member contacted her to ask some questions about how Woolf died. My mother gave the writer quite a lot of info, dispelled some of the…

There was no pay — most editorial jobs are unpaid — but Morgan knew and liked Cowen's work.

oh lord, why do we have to pretend like this is an issue? stop manufacturing controversies.

GWM seeks GWF for deeply unsatisfying yet approved-by-Jesus marriage. My turn-ons include scripture readings, awkward sex with the lights off for the purpose of sanctified procreation and long, separate vacations with no questions asked. Turn-offs include smoking, your lady bits and snoopy questions like "Why is the…

Go home, Catholic church, you're drunk.

I bailed on my last vestiges of Catholicism when I was 15 years old, and there hasn't been a single moment since where I've reconsidered my actions.

I GET ALL THE VOTES!!!!!

And psychologically, there's something pretty powerful about seeing the image or getting the percentage of your body that is fat.

Any time, you old bastard. Now back to making unfunny references that no one under 100 gets.

"My designer weave is made from Secretariat's tail."

Yeah, that is the best non-apology I have read to date. It's like saying, "you're a whore...but in a good way and I respect that."

"what I supposedly said"

Jamaica. Soon to be forfeiting a GREAT number of track medals, Olympic and otherwise. I haven't enjoyed watching world records and other 'amazing' athletic feats that will morph into embarassing asterisks of history. I will enjoy, however, posting Bob Costas' effusive, ignorant sanctimony proclaiming the eclipse of…

I got banned from Jez this past week for writing a comment on Heather H-M's Daily Mail article. The one where she bemoaned how embarrassing it was to read such a rag. I guess they didn't appreciate me pointing out DM seemed to be a major source of their blog...I guess the kicker was my links to the 8 articles that…

I got banned from Jez this past week for writing a comment on Heather H-M's Daily Mail article. The one where she bemoaned how embarrassing it was to read such a rag. I guess they didn't appreciate me pointing out DM seemed to be a major source of their blog...I guess the kicker was my links to the 8 articles that…