Seattle should break this record easily. In addition to the two on the field, there should be 65,000+ dBs in the stands.

Man, I was thinking of Elton John's Rocket Man but this is better.

♫ Ground Control to Major Frog

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my ragtime dolllllllllll............."

Within the next 3 years there will be 20 middle schools named after this frog.

You guys think this story sounds bad so far? Well, here's the kicker:

Your old phone does not become obsolete with the release of a new device. My son still is using an iPhone 3Gs and my wife is using an iPad2 and they get along just fine.

Many of these benefits are treated as loans. It's actually a logical system

Not pictured; rope floss.

Haley actually meant to write "Chefs Suck", but seems to have an eye for putting himself in the middle of controversy.

For most people, using the word "gay" like that would be incredibly hurtful.

Todd Haley doesn't listen to the PC police. He listens to Creed, bro.

Dan Snyder: [Immediately offers Todd Haley head coach/public relations position]

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Wait... Apple is claiming that since this is the first time a smartphone has a 64-bit processor, that it will make everything automatically "twice as fast"...

It's Apple. It doesn't have to make sense. I hate them as a company, but when it comes to making money (on stupid shit), they're the best.

Wow, your friend is a jerk who deserves to wake up alone.

Ndamukong Suh: The Wonder Years

This is a relevant and thought-provoking piece of contemporary art and social commentary in a very meta tableau. By experiencing their 15 minutes of fame yesterday and now appearing on the Today show, these two gentlemen are demonstrating the painfully obvious fact that they have no future.