For the first time in his life, Peyton Hillis was relieved he was such a terrible carrier.

Doctors have already quarantined Josh Freeman to make sure the other teams don't catch it.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

I'd say the shoulder growth is more concerning.

God, I knew Aaron Hernandez was bad, but this takes the cake.

Hell yeah I have, and it is AWESOME.

The "mountain" scares the hell out of me. How can you expect a tower to just shrug off the weight of that?

As much as I find the art and ideas behind these interesting there is a part of me - probably the engineer inside, - that screams "That is a downright horrific safety hazard!"

Their dedication to the cause made me cry. In my pants.

Isnt Dots just another version of bejeweled and candy crush and all of the other games that are exactly the same?

"The comment section of Deadspin has completed its transformation into an attention-seeking, hive minded pool of sub-par, below average people. Devoid of inspiration or motivation in the grand scheme of life, they anxiously await new articles to raid, adopting an anonymous-yet-customizable alias using Burner with…

Yeah, except to see it you'd have to actually go to.... Houston.

Wonderful! Because we all want to see 14,549 feet of this:

Dave Chappelle answered this years ago.

Remarkably, I think that was less than the number of "Wisconsin people are fat" jokes I expected.

"Or watch a movie that isn’t a VHS tape of NFL Films highlights from the 1995 season."

The list of all-time shittiest Packers has three glaring omissions:

95% of the stuff is stolen from those of us working hard to afford it. Super.

His brother dies. Perhaps he could look to his father as a role model. Oh wait. Nevermind.

I call the St. Ambrose Fighting Bees.