Shut down the internet for the day. It's over.

Barry I usually love you but this is some bullshit. You obviously left out the most important part of the story to fulfill your "liberal agenda". A&M had recently tried to hire Jerome Bettis to join the practice squad to play at center and Manziel wouldn't let them bring him in. He refused to get in back of The…

Blacks getting money BAD. Rich white kid - he's doing it for the greater good.

this lady needs to be outkast.

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

The interception at the end was the icing on Bernie's rum cake

He's not wrong. In fact, the only thing lower than Clemens' QB rating is Kosar's credit score.

Hey Jay Bilas, do the NFL next!

98% of the fans are fat, loud, obnoxious, smell like bad chicken wings, and think that Yuengling is in fact a craft beer.

Todd Haley's sex talk with his son was "always wear a rubber, bro. Some bitches just want to get knocked up." His son was nine.

So the Steelers haven't fixed their OL yet? So it still looks like this?

gotta disagree, current Simpsons is by far the worst animated thing on tv besides Family Guy/Cleveland Show.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

a) This is not original reporting.

"It was just kind of hard," Welker told the magazine in a story that appears in this week's edition, "one of those deals where you have to endure him, put up with him. ... But he does it to everybody. It's the way he is."

The unfeeling monotone, the lifelessly black eyes, an overall disregard for his physical appearance, unflinching attention to detail: all the signs are there.

The ass can still be found under center.

Hey, I annotate the dicks around here.

[Still smirking]