Hey Jay Bilas, do the NFL next!

98% of the fans are fat, loud, obnoxious, smell like bad chicken wings, and think that Yuengling is in fact a craft beer.

Todd Haley's sex talk with his son was "always wear a rubber, bro. Some bitches just want to get knocked up." His son was nine.

So the Steelers haven't fixed their OL yet? So it still looks like this?

gotta disagree, current Simpsons is by far the worst animated thing on tv besides Family Guy/Cleveland Show.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

a) This is not original reporting.

"It was just kind of hard," Welker told the magazine in a story that appears in this week's edition, "one of those deals where you have to endure him, put up with him. ... But he does it to everybody. It's the way he is."

The unfeeling monotone, the lifelessly black eyes, an overall disregard for his physical appearance, unflinching attention to detail: all the signs are there.

The ass can still be found under center.

Hey, I annotate the dicks around here.

You left out Miami's "Dwayne Wade Hoodie Giveaway Night", which, by an unfortunate coincidence, is the same night as "Neighborhood Watch Appreciation Night".

[Still smirking]

Wow, this is by far the single most depressing thing I've read all day. I feel like hugging a terminally-ill panda whose Make-A-Wish desire was to be hugged by a human. Just devastating.

I actually love Cleveland. Big city feel without all the fucking people, most people are really friendly and the food is great if you find local stuff.

Correction, I can say what I want about theirs and not offer one. I haven't had the inclination to propose, but if I were, I'd be unlikely to make a lazy spectacle out of it on reddit. There are many more creative means to propose posted on reddit than memes that are boring as hell. The guy's means of proposing was…

Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

+ fucking 1

If he wanted to make money then he should have played a real, American sport

[Smirk].