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Bill Clinton has not been president for roughly 17 years.

What’s up with the antisemitism ?

So what? Make a rule that lets people who have been living as Americans for the last 20 years stay here.

One hopes your group is not next on Trump’s long list.

Just make sure the veggie burgers are the black bean patties and aren’t those tofu burgers.

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I don’t get it. I thought these racist fucks were proud that they’re getting their moment in the sun. Own it, fuck muppets. You can’t be afraid of what a bunch of SJW, cucked libtards will do. Be your strong, alpha-manly self. Sack up, heroes. Or, keep deleting your internet history and pissing yourselves in fear that…

I can’t believe that you are linking to Amazon and therefore suggesting that people buy this trash. I don’t care how many juicy, greasy receipts Corey Lewandowski serves up, he’s a brutish, racist, sexist piece of trash who manhandled a reporter and did everything he could to get a white supremacist fool into office.…

Oh, I agree that he’s a monstrous piece of shit who has already done untold damage and will continue to do so as long as he’s around, which is why I thanked you for contributing to the idea that his opponent was somehow just as bad.

Thanks for supporting the nonsense idea that the two candidates were even remotely equivalent!

This is the only right answer

Turkey is only okay, but ham is the worst kind of pork. If those are the only two options, stick with the bird for tradition’s sake. But, really, maybe some roast beef or something would be nice.

At least your username accurately reflects the quality of your comment.

I like Kristen Bell. I ran hot and cold with her for years, until The Good Place. Now, I am firmly on Team Kristen!

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.

Ok, Captain Killjoy. You know who loves it when mom and dad dress up? Their own kids. My nieces still talk about the time daddy was Scooby Do.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?