I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

U kidding? He lives in Tennessee. They’ll erect a monument to him then make him their next governor.

Don’t care what anyone says, I’m getting a flu shot. I’ve had pneumonia 3 or 4 times, so I don’t play. And I’ll get the pneumonia shot, too.

Get a flu shot please. And I’m not “not a doctor.”

Congrats on never having learned what causality is!

Except GBS hasn’t been causally linked to the flu vaccine.

The flu shot doesn’t protect you against every strain of the flu though. You can get a flu shot and still pick up strain that the yearly updates were not modified for. Especially in big cities.

Oh who can forget that low but porn where the actors and actresses have bumps from shaving or spots of pubes that they missed.

You...you killed him?

This is my favorite thing ever and I adore you deeply.

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I…

The problem is that it’s fucked up to tell people but it’s also impossible to keep something like that to yourself.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Grandpa?

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Timberlake likely has a good chance of getting an Oscar Song nomination for “Can’t Stop the Feeling.” And he should because it is a good song. The Tony part will be tricky for him, though.

She will forever be Chrissy Seaver (from Growing Pains) to me.

ANDREW! IT’S ANDREW!!

Because the world doesn’t revolve around white people. Because black people are disproportionately the victims of cop shootings. Because too many people believe it isn’t really a problem. Because its the symptom of systemic and institutionalized abuse and racism. Because we’re a first world country where minorities…