It won’t matter when Obama suspends the Constitution and declares himself Indefinitely Appointed Lord Protector in his supposedly final SOTU coming up.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

Um, the beautiful thing about the variety of commenters here is that everyone can write as s/he sees fit. If you don’t like someone’s style, you could, um, let it go, and, like, move on to the next comment?

Do you know what a comments section is?

I’m not a lawyer, but I do get to read lots of fun documents of a similar nature for work, and i would say that, yeah, the overuse of extremely strong adjectives, be they in support of straightforward truths of effectively outright lies, is pretty common.

Titties AND boobies! That's the life.

Noosa yogurt is my favorite yogurt. It's delicious!

He later turned his attention to the enemy of all yogurtmen, sour cream, and declared that it “has no reason for being.”

Mazel. A less vapid commenter might have Googled that.

Go back to Jalopnik

this isn’t “having a misogynist penis,” it’s “being a misogynist dick.”

Wow, ManchesterMoobs! This year’s Jonathan Franzen? Or just mysogynistic asshole?

Yawn.

Ugh dude, that is the lamest and most misogynist Penthouse letter I have ever read.

Did you ever know that you're my hero

Unfriend that fucker.

On the cab ride, that guy THOUGHT he was getting a 3-way for xmas.

Your brother is a diiiiiiiicckkkk.

The wild office parties kill me - they really are that crazy? What is the next day like?

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?