I’ve gotten more violent as the years have went on and I normally don’t advocate violence*. I probably would have slapped the shit out of her then felt with the consequences. I’m not proud of how violent I have become I’m just real tired of everyone’s shit.

She got so emotional about J.Lo.

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

Man, that’s awful. You know, I’ve recently been in touch with a prince from over there and he’s probably going to owe me a favour after I help him out with a little jam with his finances. I’ll see if he can look into it.

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

Stared because of “still would bang.” Harrison Ford continues to look fine as hell.

I would. Hard!

I hate to tell New Yorkers this, since insinuating that New York has lost its position as a cultural hub tends to make them faint like week-old violets, but no one outside New York associates the combination of bacon, egg, and cheese on a bun/roll/tortilla with New York. It’s not one of “your” things.

#TeamSausage

I’m not putting this up just for funsies. I really REALLY believe she’s a bad person.

Just read the full thing over at People.

Pulling out your credit card is a great way to find out if you want to see the guy again. If he expresses discomfort at a woman paying, then you know you don’t have to waste your time on a second date.

To heap humiliation upon misery, instead of telling us off, once he realizes the situation, the teacher starts laughing. Not just laughing, he’s doubled over from it. He calls other teachers over to witness our misery. They can’t help from laughing either. They feel like a Greek chorus of authority shame.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

That forced hugging thing sounds hella creepy.

Ok Chrissy Teigen’s role on the show is ill defined and sexist and LL is not the greatest host the world has ever seen, but the trash talking and lip synching are entertaining. Perhaps it does not deserve to be a whole show but it’s more fun than a lot of things on TV, where else can you see Common dressed as Lionel…

I recommend Wyoming in the late spring or early summer. It isn't too cold and it is gorgeous, private, and you can get an amazing place for a reasonable price.