I also ran a half-marathon today (my first)! I think you should be proud of doing that at least. That's a lot to accomplish. It was for me, anyway.

I am obsessed with the bakery case. OBSESSED. That woman...and that man... I JUST CAN'T.

Jesus, Uncle Andrew TERRIFIED me as a child. Until they make him a bit ridiculous later in the book.

Why not?

The fact that Jennifer's silly antics makes everyone around her laugh makes me love her even more. She made Marion Cotillard AND Lena Dunham giggle by being a spaz, that's awesome.

Slightly irrational but I feel the exact same way. I don't mind being irrational. Guns are used for killing people and things, like Doug said. My bf and his dad tried to take me shooting a couple of weekends ago, but I fired the gun twice and lost interest. I don't even want a gun in my hand.

It is definitely because of tailgating.

The bf was SUPER skeptical about the power of a tuna melt. The idea of warm tuna did not appeal to him...which, I get. To the uninitiated, it sounds pretty gross.

Ugh I'm seriously so so sorry. And it looks like I can't remove it because I didn't see it within 15 minutes of his posting? FUCK. Can you "dismiss" this for me so other people won't see it? I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW.

OMG I just got home and saw this. If you look at my post history (can you with this new commenting system?) you would know that I would never write this. My boyfriend, however, would. I just asked him "Hey sweetie, did you comment on some things on the internet while I was at work today?" and he said yes. …

Truth be told that white people who can trace back to Europe are being eradicated not through genocide however, through simple demographics any sociologist will tell you that by 2030 the arab community will be the super majority in the world while white people will be the minority, why, breeding white families on…

I would watch the SHIT out of a singing and dancing JGL and Tatum.

1. Re: the Katy Perry item - the deal was broken in November 2014? They have seers on staff or what?

As I am on probation, I'm not supposed to drink, but I am, for tonight only.

What in the hell is this business?

What in the hell is this business?

This .gif just made my life complete.

I had an ex who used ellipses all the time. "whats up... work's good... hope things are okay... this guy at work is a douche." He was a self centered egomaniacal alcoholic, so I assume the ellipses were his way of trying to make me hang on every word.

FUCK YEAH! YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. No, make out with the hot boy more. THEN, write a book.

I'm 34, my boyfriend of over 2 years is 24. I had always dated men older than me before him. I thought he was older when we met, and I look younger. This is probably the best relationship I've ever had. The age difference rarely occurs to me. I think it depends on each individual. I'm not some creepy "cougar" or…