From the end credits of Howard Stern’s Butt Bongo Fiesta:

I am an alcoholic and I have been since I was Johnny’s age roughly. I’ve done counseling, outpatient treatment, medical treatments, etc.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

Well great, now I need to remember to google “Gianna porn star” after work.. This is going to rest heavily on my mind all day.

“Ha, just scrolled down to post this,” guffawed Tanny Glover wholeheartedly.

The ghost of Elmore Leonard is coming for Leilen Shelton.

Roses are Red

Puig’s first hit in 3 months.

Oh look, Drunk Uncle makes a thanksgiving day appearance.

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

Bullshit.

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

I’m rethinking my, “When I go, I’m gonna go with a suitcase full of drugs and a room full of hookers” strategy.

Probably to prevent a panic. Imagine thousands of Parisians getting alerts that their shit is blowing up around them and suddenly you’ve got a crowd crisis. Tens of thousands pushing towards the exit, peopling getting literally crushed to death, trampled upon, families losing children. Were they safer in the stadium?…

Unless it is common to have a bidding war with your asking price is the lowest you will take, none of this will pay you back. Around here it’s common and has been common for the last 100 years for offers to come in LESS than asking price.

Perhaps you’re unaware how news sites work.

Yes. Because people so often buy the houses for sale right next to them.