The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

Honestly, who hasn't looked like that after a long night at a wine bar?

The police later identified the man buying alcohol with Robert Allenby's credit card as Robert Allenby.

Harbaugh has obviously never dealt with an autistic child. Do you know the type of enthusiasm required to know every Cabinet member of every President by the time you're 9 years old?

"First thing I'm gonna do is hate-fuck this breakfast burrito."

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Yeah. Both arguments are silly. Bodies aren't that delicate either way.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

"I can't tell. Why don't you take a glans?"

i'm male and i'm not from a culture that uses bidets, so i can't picture myself ever using one.

But that only leaves your torso and legs. Why just go for it and have a nice toasty shower?

I figured as much. Habits are habits. My less-than-daily showers long predated my ever having any science to support the inclination.

I would guess that the portion about it being bad for your immune system is BS. Most bodywashes people will use aren't anti-bacterial and you can't run the water hot enough to actually kill any bacteria on your body.

Shower away

Are you a particularly sweaty or smelly person? If not, it'd be a lot better for your skin if you focused only on the funky parts (face, hands, crotch, butt, armpits, boobs —what my mom referred to as a "whore's bath") and left the rest alone.

By showering daily, you're still removing good bacteria from your skin, whether you're using antibacterial soap or not. Some doctors even recommend that parents not bathe infants daily because "early exposure to dirt and bacteria may make the skin less sensitive as you age, and prevent allergies and conditions like…

As luck would have it, Buzzfeed published an article just yesterday stating that "showering too often (particularly in hot water) can dry out and irritate skin, wash away the good bacteria that naturally exists on your skin, and introduce small cracks that put you at a higher risk of infection."

I love how you insinuate Diana hates men and then go on to make it abundantly clear that you hate women. Why the fuck do you MRA types always do this? How do you punch out 3 paragraphs of that drivel without stopping for a minute and realizing what you're saying is actually you projecting your bullshit on the person…

possible, but unlikely. Konrad has no criminal history, appears to have no financial trouble on record and is employed as the CEO of a mid level financial services firm. Why risk your life or a jail sentence to collect insurance on a boat that's not worth that much in the grand scheme? Depending on what options and…

maybe he wanted to cash-in on insurance proceeds from boat lost at sea. Assistant says it was scheduled for repairs.