The guy was scowling or looked distracted in most of the wedding pics I saw. The quickness of this is the only part of it that surprises me.

The pick-up community is all about pretending to be the man that you're not.

@TankBean: No. Freakonomics showed a correlation, that's it. As it was, the data was incorrect, as Dubner admitted. Get your facts straight, baby murderer, and take your Ayn Rand statue and shove her up your stupid ass.

@TankBean: Yeah, it's funny how they always come up when people start talking eugenics. I wonder why?

@Salari: How's the weather in Paraguay, Dr. Mengele?

Well, that career was fun while it lasted.

@cardboardbelt: Ha, excellent!

@cardboardbelt: If he could get in on the betting action, he might apologize. Otherwise, no chance. Think of this as an anthropology lesson.

What you can't do is fire someone for having a baby. Go get 'em, Lisa. Don't let them get away with this shit.

@Zulkey: Yes! Too often.

I better read this one closely.

Normal-looking kids. How odd.

#forgottocreditcrosstalk?

This has been around forever. Let's just say that Italian stallions must be a breed of pygmy horses.

@danslesnuages: Are you kidding me? I had one of those for like forever. This is all I had to do? Great info!

@MissBuckyC: Haha, it's been years since I hear this.

@Lionel Osbourne: To tell you the truth, it's the Mysterians I really hate.

@ThePopeyeDefense: Internet douchebag with a love of question marks?

That one actually commemorates Bill Clinton's visit.