@cardboardbelt: Ha, excellent!

@cardboardbelt: If he could get in on the betting action, he might apologize. Otherwise, no chance. Think of this as an anthropology lesson.

What you can't do is fire someone for having a baby. Go get 'em, Lisa. Don't let them get away with this shit.

@Zulkey: Yes! Too often.

I better read this one closely.

Normal-looking kids. How odd.

#forgottocreditcrosstalk?

This has been around forever. Let's just say that Italian stallions must be a breed of pygmy horses.

@danslesnuages: Are you kidding me? I had one of those for like forever. This is all I had to do? Great info!

@MissBuckyC: Haha, it's been years since I hear this.

@Lionel Osbourne: To tell you the truth, it's the Mysterians I really hate.

@ThePopeyeDefense: Internet douchebag with a love of question marks?

That one actually commemorates Bill Clinton's visit.

HamNo, great work. The rotted corpse of AJ Liebling salutes you.

@shameonme: Gawker's got it:

MG, I really liked reading your "A Call to Arms" post. Nice work, great message.

Bobby Moynihan makes me wish for Artie Lang.

Way to go, Manny. Respect to Margarito.

@beckalina: Beyond painful.