@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Absolutely! #foodpolitics

My neighbor switched to buying the smaller size Haagen Dazs bars for her boys. Now, instead of eating one at time, they eat two. Legislate all you want, but it's really hard to change behavior. #foodpolitics

She's not defending Fox, she's being politically astute, something the well-intentioned Obama pups haven't learned yet. #helenthomas

@TransFat: I was thinking the same thing. What legs! #cyndilauper

In other news, Liam Neeson was nominated for Best Actress. #womeninhollywood

@morninggloria: haha. True.

@ElleL: I saw an article saying that Joyce Carol Oates was a favorite, but you just know she had no chance.

The Philistines were active and enthusiastic rapists, so it all kind of fits together.

Looks like Levi. Watch out for Kathy G, kid.

I like Dave Matthews. It hurts me when I hear that John Edwards likes him too.

Lindsay, get used to it. You will hear it again.

What about the whole become a target of the "abducted, raped, and murdered" crowd? Or the work-safe child porn thing? I would add those to my list.

"Moo moo." Heh.

Smart doggy!

So where does "alcoholic mother" fit in to this math?

@UkraineNotWeak: I thought the Jezebel girls were bad, always playing up to Anna and Hortense, but you Deadspin guys just can't get enough editor dick to suck, can you?

@CerebralMagpie: You have a much higher opinion on their survival skills than I do. I have to say that the expression, "Hollywood smarts" made me chuckle.

I am not a big fan of Rosie's but, wow, that's a lot of dough to give away.

But why A-Rod?

Throw a book into that room and watch the girls scatter.