Before they hire her, Kobe's going to have to see her swoosh.

Lez get it on. Just don't talk.

I know a lot of you think I'm a bitch, which means you have plenty of company in real life. But I like poems. They help me think. Here is one of my favorites by Sara Teasdale. Sorry about whatever secret Jezebel rule I am breaking.

Tom looks different in that picture.

The Qadeer brother's catalog

@Golda Brassiere: Isn't it time for you to go throw up the popcorn you ate for lunch?

@Golda Brassiere: Good. We don't need your type around here.

@nothanks: Douche is an American word for French men.

I think Giselle is hailing a cab to escape from the two losers.

God, I would love to drive that car!

@Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: But don't you think it has collector car written all over it? I remember when I was in high school, I really wanted a 280sl when they weren't very expensive. My father thought it was unsafe (probably right) and I ended up getting a Civic instead.

It might finally be time to consider a Hyundai!