Mutual bearding.

I was diagnosed with this 2 years ago. The original UTI was caused by enterococcus bacteria (no clue if I spelled that right) I had a millions tests done, then I had a cystoscopy - during and after which they pumped me full of antibiotics. Afterwards - suddenly I was better and had no issues even though I was…

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

Your honor, he’s starting to look like older George Jung at the end of Blow when he’s having a sad hallucination in prison.

Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

Yes but did he make that “unhh!” sound at the end of the line?

I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

AIRPLANES ARE NOT YOUR LIVING ROOM

Bring tarantulas.

OH MY GOD WEAR YOUR SHOES

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Fucking exactly.

He must have been so pissed that we don’t have a go-to slur for Korean people.

This here is all the receipts I need. Bravo.

Also, working at smaller companies where the owners actually care about their employees can be an amazing experience. My current boss makes it a point to become friends with everyone he employs...meaning he has to get along with you during the interviews (they even went as far as giving a personality test at my…

The original Tower Records on Broadway in Sacramento was always my go-to spot when new music came out. The staff was super friendly (both male and female). I remember when Madonna's American Life came out (stop laughing), I walked down to Tower for their "midnight sale" the day before the album's release with a crisp…

Ah, the late Condescending Record Store Guy. Survived by his son, Condescending GameStop Dude.

I don’t think people understand how important and unusual it is for this particular woman to be cast as anyone’s love interest. I have never seen a woman as dark as Lupita cast this way, and I am HERE FOR IT. She can be the love interest and be talented and fierce in so many ways. Just to watch her on the screen being…