answered my own question.

They have nothing on Isla Fisher / Amy Adams

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

yeah i wouldn’t even allow the girl my husband hooked up with in college even though he still considers her a friend (though they haven’t talked in years) because she is in the same friend group as his other college buddies. nope sorry no one we used to fuck is coming to our wedding.

I call bullshit! Kimye do not eat at restaurants that serve mozzarella sticks! My faith in tabloids is shot, shot.....

83% of men say BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BONER

“Two more inches would be great.”

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

Hello fellow bridge-burner! I have never understood people who want to be friends with exes.

An even more important question for the group: Is the guy in that photo wearing benetint on his lips? He totally is, right?

Slightly funny story. I am a former American Apparel employee and the week this happened Dov was on the weekly conference call as per the norm and was going off on this whole thing. Say what you will about Dov but he actually cares about the wellbeing of his workers(oh that wacky Canadian socialist). So he is going…

I like to imagine Sal rescued Chauncey and they’re living in the Village.

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

Be kind to Lil Kim, Makeup and hair products were terrible for black women in the 90’s. All we could do was line our lips with brown eyeliner and hope for the best.

As a sacramento native and a high school teacher, let me be the quotable expert on K. J.: fuck, this guy is a sleezebag.

Mariah didn’t need a filter.