No, you didn’t. But you did say that the entire center was “horrendous” because you had a single bad encounter with a receptionist, which is a pretty gigantic leap to make. I’m sorry the woman was so rude to you, and I’m glad you reported your bad experience. I just wish you weren’t using one bad experience to…

But the song is about a beef with another pop star...

Robert Downey Jr. won’t let ScarJo, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth into his squad.

Suddenly I’m not hungry.

“you can’t just refuse to spend any time with kids or a spouse until 7 PM”

Whaaaaaaaaaa?

I laughed so hard. Wedding #1 was such a shitshow that, upon being told we couldn’t elope because it wasn’t romantic, I informed Mr. VonQueso that he could plan the wedding. He did and did so famously. It was amazing and I’m glad I had it.

If I’ve learned anything from the Simpsons, if it’s silly, harmless, and relatively easy, just do it.

This. A million times this. Six weeks and counting and I swear to god if ONE MORE PERSON tells me I should ‘do it my way’, before proceeding to tell me how to do something, I will run away for every and develop a twitch whenever anyone says the W word.

lol i have never seen that BBC article until now. you’ll notice that the woman on Twitter i linked to in the first graf linked to this NPR story, which is where i read it for the first time, last night. you sound fun :)

Or, maybe the author was operating under the assumption that the majority of married people are not monogamish or poly at this point in time, rather than specifically calling you a liar. Deep breaths buddy.

Yes! or ones like these

Not with me in it, but this is a link

Your dress sounds lovely. Do you have a picture? I also get lost in loose clothing, so I’ve been looking at fitted, sweetheart neckline gowns for my wedding. My new thing though is CAP SLEEVES! I’ve found so many dresses with adorable lace cap sleeves or lace bateau necks with a sweetheart silhouette underneath. It…

Sew some cups into those dresses, girl! They do wonders. My mom did that to all my dresses when I was in high school.

I am firmly in your tiny bust boat and have all the same insecurities - I personally didn’t want one of the looser fitting cowl-neck type dresses because I have a smallish frame and loose fitting clothes tend to make me look shapeless. I have gone for a VERY tight structured mermaid gown with strapless heart neckline…

I got this dress. Between the corset top and the built in bra, there is no way this thing is coming down. (Small chested women unite!)

I’m a small chested lady (like a full A cup, maaaaaybe a small B) and you could get away with cowl-neck style dresses that bigger chested ladies can’t. Example of the neckline...

I’ve come to learn small boobs are far more versatile than large boobs. You can do lower necklines without worrying about popping out, just use some fashion tape. And just have some cups or a bra sewn into your dress, us small-busted girls don’t need much support. Or go bra-less. Busty girls wish they had it so good...

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OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK