I would definitely need to have my dress dry cleaned-monster kids dumped water all over my beautiful silk chiffon and there is dirt on the hem from schlepping all the catering boxes out through the grass. But it is a good idea!!!

One wonderful part is that our honeymoon was perfect and I really enjoyed basking in the glow of our first ever vacation together. He has a 5 year old daughter and the mom only sees her once a month cause she is in a band and likes to party? Idk, but we don’t have much free time and it was nice to chill on the beach…

you made me laugh. Thank you.

it’s so funny because I was one of the people on the pro-kids at wedding side here on I thee Dread! They were awful, and there is not a SOLITARY photo where they aren’t photobombing. My one dream was to have one photo of all my amazing girlfriends in one spot. There we were, dressed to the nines, all 15 of us, and who…

My husband was amazing the whole day and really tried his best to make it go smoothly-including the part where he had a cab called the second his brother started to, “go to the dark side” from taking shots he specifically warned him not to take. His ass was still talking about how mother always loved him best when my…

The biggest issue that makes me sad is that we basically have no money. I have to go to a wedding this weekend that will be a grand affair and I am dreading it. Our wedding was a $5,000 event, which was difficult to come up with, and I hated how bare bones it felt. I desperately regret not eloping. I did love all my…

thank you! I definitely picked the right husband, so I guess I just have to meditate on that.

This is wonderful-thank you!

Thank you so much. Yes, I was able to reconcile with my bridesmaids who really are lovely people and definitely dropped the ball in a very human way that day. They made up for it, but it is hard to move past the idea of not getting a chance for redemption because, you know, that was it. My maid of honor was a poor…

You guys, my wedding happened and I cannot get over my depression. I hated my wedding. All the help I was promised from well-meaning but unorganized people fell through. Everything looked shoddy, I barely saw my husband all night, and his brothers each tried their hand at ruining it-one with a drunken meltdown, and…

it’s just called Foxcatcher. It was amazing. And really, that movie let you down more than Dinner for Schmucks?

I just have one question: Where is the bathroom. I was racking my brain trying to figure out what they would provide for a bathroom down there. One the site itself it reads, “bedroom: 1 Bathroom: 0” Someone please sleuth this out for me.

it’ll only be ok if it is in the right part of orange county. Plenty of orange county is dirt ass poor.

Yeah I give Elvis a little credit because not only did he grow up in a mud floor shack and was immersed in a scene with black blues artists, he routinely gave them credit for influencing him.

I have always been under the assumption that Chuck Berry was the first singer to present what the public understood to be, “Rock and Roll”

My bangs are super cute and make me look amazing. Washing them every day takes approximately 1 minute.

I am also really into oil washing with Josie Maran cleansing oil, and god help us all, obsessed with P50 lotion, which is basically like a hardcore french version of paula 2% bha. It’s crazy. It’s magic. But I can only use it twice a week because of the retin-a. I have combo/acne prone skin but luckily haven’t seen a…

Sephora sells little $15.00 bottles of seaberry oil, and they are large enough to last a few months. I have wicked acne prone skin, but my skin can tolerate it and I desperately need the moisture. I am a retin-a girl, which I love love love and have been using for 10 years. I highly recommend Paula’s Choice 2% bha…

Zuckerberg’s support is mythical. While he donated stock to a foundation that supports other nonprofits, one of them *sometimes* being Planned Parenthood, he himself has never donated directly. And it was more like $400,000. Not that ridiculous 992 million figure floating around the web.

I came here to say that that shade of blonde is hideous and should be banned. With all that money, did they not have access to toner?