I was ABOUT TO SAY

What????? Those people were trippin. Colfax is FINE. Like, so much so that I won’t get into the details because I don’t want people finding my awesome yuba river zones.

My humble theory? The Russians killed JFK and the American government knew about it. They knew about it, and to avoid WWIII, they dealt with it privately.

I am pretty sure everyone damn well knows who killed Bob Crane.

It has got to the point where I have started putting my hand up and stating, “if we are going to have fun tonight, we cannot discuss the wedding”

THANK YOU

As a woman planning a wedding right now, I struggled to make our small guest list work. I simply cannot afford to pay for meals for every single child of my friends. That would have upped my list by about 15. I don’t have the space or the money. Being offended that your children weren’t invited to a wedding is a…

I had zero problem listing on our wedding website that only the children of family members may attend. Frankly, I am forcing them all to actually have a date and get out of the house for once. Didn’t even think twice about it!

I know I couldn’t do this if it wasn’t for all my friends-and it doesn’t hurt to have a brother who is a wedding photographer, a friend who is a professional makeup artist, another friend who specializes in wedding hair and a grandma who bakes wedding cakes!

My MOH is a huge bitch too who would REVEL in giving one long slow blink to anyone who had a dang thang to say about this day. I am so happy to get married and have all my friends together in the same room. You all made me feel so much less stressed today!

When someone actually asked me about valet I immediately thought that this wedding industrial complex has spoiled the shit out of guests who are now forgetting how to be self-sufficient adults and demanding a luxury experience. I couldn’t believe it. My wedding theme is eat your damn tacos and we love you!

thank you!

thats what my smart ass says every time! Someone once asked my fiance and he just flatly said, “Under the Sea”-I laughed so hard in the car ride home that I had tears in my eyes.

You are so right. Thank you, sincerely!

Given how mean and smug gawker commentors can be-I have been nothing but thrilled by every single response I have ever received on I Thee Dread. You all have been nothing but supportive dolls and I am forever grateful for this community! You are too sweet! I do have a dress-my best friend made it for me. It is a pale…

Thank you! And if they don’t, they can kiss my ass while I am in Maui!

The ceremony sounds lovely, thank you for the encouragement!

We are getting married in the park, having the reception at our home and my favorite taco truck bringing tacos, mulitas and churros! Kegs, wine, a bartender friend mixing cocktails-our bouquets are handmade smudge wands with wild dried flowers and sage and our center pieces are succulents and wild flowers (we are in a…

It’s ok, and I appreciated the article! I struggle with saving as well. It’s just, my fiance proposed in January and wanted to get married ASAP, I said fine, and thought we could just have a nice party for friends and get married in the park. This planning has been incredibly unstressful EXCEPT for everyone chiming…

I mean, good on her, saving is hard, but now I literally feel like something is wrong with me and I am going to have an ugly wedding.