I work for Planned Parenthood, and what these clowns don't know is that our condoms are purchased through a third party company-Basic Attire. You can buy these condoms yourself online, at adult stores etc. And no, they don't develop a special faulty maury episode line just for us.

More of a cruella girl myself!

Her and her siblings pooled their money to afford rice for dinner. She had to live in a cult. She was poor.

She actually did grow up poor as shit. White privileged and all, but her parent's are cult members, psychopaths, and they pooled money to afford rice growing up.

The American version was better, I think. I love Noomi, but Mara embodied the role much better.

prescription grade all the way! You're gonna peel, it's gonna suck, and it's gonna be all worth it. I am talking poreless skin like the inside of a conch shell good. I got painful cystic acne post baby, now I get a few hormonal ones a year. Life saver.

The funny thing is that I went the teint idol route after my post-baby acne started flaring up, and I swear it made it so much worse. I know I am an internet stranger, but Retin-A saved my face. Well, birth control helped too.

Oh girl, I got you: I had the same thing and all you need is Retin-A. Suffer through the peel process and you will have skin better than pre-baby life. I promise. Do it. So cheap, so perfect. Get a good nighttime moisturizer to help you through the process, get to cream retin-a-never the gel (too drying)

I used to like that when I was younger, but as I moved into my late twenties I found it very aging and switched to Laura mercier tinted moisturizer and never looked back. Awesome matte foundation though.

Anything less than, "You look so beautiful" is divorce worthy.

Um, are you still together? I would have ran out crying and never looked back. I am so sorry!

Yes! I am a freak and a half, it's just the secret life shit I am not down with. Like, you should just.......................be alone.

jk-I'm no prude, just, interacting with and paying a cam girl is not in line with my idea of a healthy happy relationship. It certainly isn't charming me, I'll say that. I'd just rather someone didn't save their beautiful twisted dark fantasies for the internet netherworld. It sincerely led me to have trust issues…

#notallinternetsexfreaks

I hate internet dudes. I dated two different guys that loved me, blah blah blah, only to find they lived some secret sex double life on the internet. That's some teen shit, not about it.

I do exactly the same thing! I love those BR sales for buying clothes you don't actually want to spend money on.

You exclusively need to buy larger sizes and have everything tailored. J Crew makes their button-ups way to big. Get something that doesn't pull on the boobs, pay 10 bucks to tailor. It's a pain, but it works.

thank. you.

It's just you.

Hey-hot tip: I too have terrible under eye circles and went through armfuls of products that didn't work. I settled on a wonder trio: Stay Put by benefit eye shadow/concealer primer, Nars radiant creamy liquid concealer and Laura Mercier pressed setting powder