I both sincerely hope you’re right, and sincerely fear that Actionjackson is correct. They’re inviting all 32 teams, but all 32 don’t need to show. He’s been out of the game for 3 years, and this is the *perfect* way for a collusionary NFL to “prove” that he’s “washed up” and no longer “good.” Even though some scrub li…

The internet ruins everything so fucking quickly. What should have been a solid put down for out of touch old people is now just another meaningless meme that will have lost all its meaning. Jesus.

Running from his own supporters? That’s no way to make daddy proud.

Nah, that’s too complicated. Just row-by-row moving back. If you’re in the first few rows, go ahead and get up and get your shit. If you’ve got to wait further back though, then just wait for the queue to get to you. Nice and orderly. The only people who should be running off are those on short connections, which they…

Daddy’s still alive. So his trust fund payout is still largely theoretical.

Literally everything you say is true. However no one who votes against Bernie because he’s a Jew is going to turn around and vote for the liberal woman. They just aren’t the same vote demographics.

What the fuck is that shit? That’s literally not a reason anyone’s voting for Warren over Bernie.

I admire his commitment to crafting a jawline via facial hair. His beard is almost good enough to make you forget that a defining familial trait is the wattle.

Dildos also make people happy.

You and me both. It’s worth noting that the Republican party in this state is in such disarray after losing so big two years ago that they failed to even contest nearly a quarter of all seats, both in the Senate and the House of Delegates. Basically, they’re now where state Democrats were 6+ years ago, without even…

I know! But what would you call it? Livetwist? Deadstop? I’m not sure. Nothing sounds just right.

I’m proud to provide this photo as a public service to Jezspin.

Middle Class Joe is going to become the Chuck Norris of this campaign, isn’t he?

Are we sure that recommendation wasn’t written in Sharpie? Can someone check?

It’s probably cause he didn’t wank enough before pulling the goalie. The doctors will tell you very clearly it takes several months of regular effort to shoot blanks.

It’s the vest.

It’s a modest proposal.

For real. I hate it so much. As if she’s somehow less mature of a candidate because she changed her mind and adapted her views when evidence dictated that she should. If anything, that’s one of the things that I admire most. That she saw she was wrong, and changed accordingly!

Also intelligence. Intelligence will bring people on board too. Far more than pandering.

BUT SHE USED TO BE A REPUBLICAN OMG SHE IS SO DISINGENUOUS