PTSD from permanently losing the “gotch-yer-chin!” game to his uncle when he was a kid?

I mean, rarely is still infinitely more than none.

That was dirty, Sanchez.

Or maybe people like different things from you. Que sera?

In all seriousness though, that building has wainscotting all the way to the ceiling. It’s clearly too fancy for someone who wears a ball hat indoors.

I was trying to figure out how British epithets fit the story...

Jokes on you, red ink means the IRS doesn’t take any additional money!

Holy shit, this literally scratches ALL of my itches. I need this yesterday.

Pffft. Glamour magazines. In my day we had to use the lingerie section of the Sears holiday catalog.

His prison face is beginning to look like an ostrich coat.

If they release too much tension, they won’t be able to take themselves seriously.

It’s not that the wife isn’t the gateway for some. My wife was for me, but it still took a while. I can easily see someone who didn’t wait quite so long to have kids not have these ideas solidify until a daughter was in the mix. Not because the wife was less important to the understanding, but because she opened the…

ThisGuy is right for many guys. It’s not that I didn’t care before, it’s just that until I was married and (eventually) had a daughter, it was something that I didn’t pay much attention to. I simply wasn’t raised to pay much attention (evangelical upbringing) or even worse, to pay the wrong sort of attention. I wish…

Well, Steve King got re-elected, so...

Oh, they’re plenty fine with successful, conservative, white women. They can’t stand that she’s brown.

But they only want to protect their 2nd Amendment rights! It’s all about Free Speech!

That is some brilliant sibling fuckery, and I’m jealous I didn’t think about it myself.

I just finished observing an international election with paper ballots, counted by hand. Sure, there were some problems, but votes didn’t miraculously switch. U.S. ballots are largely too complicated for hand-counting nowadays, but machine-reading works perfectly well. If Powerball and MegaMillions have figured out…

You just reminded me that we really need to expand the walk-in closet...

Haha, just like OP.