‘Member when Ashton Kutcher was the most popular person on Twitter? I ‘member.

I don’t remember Lowly being into that sort of pest.

So Many Balls! Six for the Size of Two!

This is good sports.

Do you play trombone in a circa-1995 ska band?

Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. I am overcome.

Good. We don’t need anymore celebrity presidents.

It’s the only car with an interior that will continue to expand for as long as you own it.

In an unrelated note, thanks for reminding us how shitty Lamp Bisquick was as a “band.”

And then Wind Gap itself is in middle Georgia, so you know, movie magic. As someone who grew up in STL though, it was nice to see home for a bit...

But Sterling K. Brown went to a rather exclusive private school in the STL suburbs.

Accurate.

Yup. This dude was no athlete. Unless you count playing tennis with Buffy’s father at the country club on Sunday mornings, in hopes that he’d approve of their theoretical courtship. Meanwhile Buffy was busy shagging the caddy behind the cart shed.

Nah, he wasn’t the physical-type of bully, he was the legal type. This is the type of dude who volunteered to be an RA in his college dorm because he wanted to throw the book at his neighbor who had too much loud sex when he himself couldn’t get any. Or the guy who ran for his high school student council so he could…

As the husband of one, co-signed.

BUT HOW CAN SHE GO THERE WHEN THEY DON’T EXIST?

#notalltrolls

That’ll help you see it, you just won’t remember it later.

He must have been the proverbial “good man with a gun.” Thank god he was there.

Same for the Bolivians and Keen-Waaaah.